This week was Red Ribbon Week at my kids' school. Ashley came home with a ribbon on her shirt that said, "Ask Me, See Me, Be Me" (whatever that means).
Me: So, do you do drugs?
Me: That's good.
Ash: But my teacher does.
Eyes wide, Me: How do you know she does drugs?
Ash: She drinks coffee every day.
Me: Yes, some people use it like a drug. You didn't tell her she does drugs, did you?
Giving Me a funny look, Ash: No. That would be rude.
So there you have it. Ashley does NOT do drugs, but her teacher apparently does. What are they teaching kids these days...