Warning: someone's universe is showing

Lately Josh has been saying, "I want that ____ (fill in the blank with something like, cookie, or toy, or computer game...)." And he doesn't stop asking, no matter how many times we say no. And all the asking makes me want to say no even more.

Yesterday he kept up with the "me, me, me" bit, and Chris finally said, "give me, give me! I want, I want! The universe revolves around me!"

Just then, Josh's pants fell down (due to loose elastic waist bands and a skinny waist), and Josh said, "Oh no! My universe is showing!"

I hate when that happens.